We played stupid. We played dumb. We didn't do what we should have, but we still should have won this game.
You're telling me Clarence Sanders can play 12 minutes without picking up that 5th foul? You're telling me Jeremy Parnell can hack and slap and bump without picking up that 5th foul? You're telling me that you're going to swallow your whistle with 10 minutes left? You're going to seriously let them beat us up until the game is over? And since when did they take "illegal screens" and "moving picks" out of the rule book?
Seriously?
Dear Andy Kennedy, You have the dirtiest, nastiest basketball team in the Southeastern Conference. You sending in your "hitmen" to beat on our kids until they're just ridiculously tired at the end of the game is a joke. I hope all of your players come down with life threatening illnesses, so you can't blame it on anything but karma, you dirty bald fuck. I thought I was going to like playing against your basketball teams because I had always heard they worked very hard. But today I saw a Bob Huggins coached basketball team that basically fouled on every possession until the refs got tired of blowing the whistle.
You don't deserve to be called "coach," so fuck you, Andy. We'll see you in Tuscaloosa, asshole.
Sincerely, Memphis Tider
And Coach Gottfried...what happened to the suit brotha? The long sleeve shirt was definitely NOT stylin'. Haha.
¶ 6:08 PM
